Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Alexis Carrington is back BITCHES!

In my daily evening conversation with my sister she pointed out that the new look on the HSN runway is a tribute to Dynasty! You too can work it like Krystal and Alexis for a mere $208 (plus shipping and handling and tax outside of NY) designed by none other than Miss Tina . That's right Beyonce's momma is on a mission to make you . . fugalicous!

AND BOY did she out do herself this time.

Miss Tina Jacket with peplum and skinny pants







































Zexy! All that is missing is the big hair.


Are you a lady of leisure? Miss Tina's got the outfit for you.




















An outfit is not complete without shoes.



















O.K Ladies make it do what it do........Economic Stimulus Check here I come!

*" y0u have to respect Mrs. Knowles' entrepreneur swagger though- but whose going to buy that stuff"-Keisha
This blog entry was the made possible by to Mrs. Manny Ramirez (my sis Keisha)
. Thanks!

source: ultimate dynasty and HSN


8 comments:

Trouble said...

it all reminds me of the clothes they used to sell in the Essence catalog

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

that doody brown outfit is THE WORST!!!!!!

The F$%K it List said...

@trouble Yes just like that all that missing is the fashion fare make-up

@PCD SMH @ doody HA

PrettyBlack said...

Okay so I was in MJM shoes the other day, and these two old ugly roasted chicken lookin' bitches were in there shopping for shoes, tearing up the clearance rack (ya'll know the clearance shoes that aren't even in their own box and have no box tops on 'em)

like a lion on a gazelle, one chick pulls out a pair of Scary-on (dereon) boots with these big ass witch hazel buttons on the side and tells her friend, "guurl these muthafucka's is the shit here and they only 29.99.

She then looks over at me (and I can't make this shit up ya'll) and said girl how you like these, what it do huh?

I had to chuckle and say, "If you like 'em I love 'em homegirl."

Moral of this story. That bitch makes some ugly shit. And it just attest to how on top of her game Beyonce is that she can wear that shit and still be famous.

Mr Fresh!! said...

i thought they looked quite nice accually

the one with the hat looks a complete mess, i see what you mean

The F$%K it List said...

@Pretty Black Thanks for the shout-out and welcome to my madness! That is the funniest story I have ever heard. But you are better than me. I would have been LIKE HELLLLLLL NNNNNNNNOOOO, that shoe is butt ugly and not fierce at all.

SMH at props to 'Yonce I can't take her! But I agree if your momma is a yenta and dresses you as one too you have to be pretty fierce to still make it.

@Mr.Fresh, welcome to the jungle! And uhm yeah I hope you are joking?!

PrettyBlack said...

You know it's funny...I've told people I'm totally indifferent to Beyonce I don't buy her shit, and I really don't listen to her music but I can also say that she ain't a damn coke whore or an industry whore either. She has her shit together.

And I have to give props to any bitch that can make millions stealin' everyone's style from Madonna to Janet and Tina and everyone in between and keep clueless muthafucka's in the dark.

We know she's just as bad as Elvis with that shit...But you can't be mad at the progress...haha! That bitch got over and ground destiny's child into the dust with her scary-on heels!

PrettyBlack said...

Of yeah lovin' the site.