Monday, May 19, 2008

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire

So I've been planning to write this blog for about three weeks, and then I read PCD's summer must haves I decided that the time is now.....Music.

Music has always been a huge part of my life. From my sister Mrs. Manny Ramirez *coming soon* playing her Prince albums, my mom rocking the Motown sound, BBQ's at Ms.Duncan's house (the first time I recall hearing Strokin') and dancing at DTH, music has defined my life. But a few weeks ago as I weeks ago I was sitting in a car listening to the radio and as I sang along to a very familiar oldie I felt a twinge of annoyance and disgust and turned off the radio, that gave me the idea for the blog. I'm sure some people are going to be all "Oh that's a classic" but I don't care these songs annoy me (and my friends have also contributed all in italics). So here it goes....
blog songs
1.As we lay (this was the song in the car). I guess as a young girl I didn't understand the ramifications of cheating and waking up in a bed that wasn't your own---now I do! and its not something I want to sing about.
2. Hello; I think that video (and my old friend Patrick) ruined that song for me. It's just plain ole creepy, I mean really Lionel stalking a blind girl?! and what about that ugly clay bust of him. WEIRD.
3. Shoop-this was not S&P's best work! And god remember the hellacious outfits with the clown hats. All kinds of wrong there.
4. Aint no Fun; Snoop Dogg-Now I admit to owning and singing along when I was younger but now I'm like huh what? maybe I will turn this off. I mean really Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, can we say Rape homie!
5. Woman to Woman / Shirley Brown - Ugh "The clothes on his back, haha I buy them. the car he drives I pay the note every month" dear lord save her from herself. Let that free loader be out. This was the Ring the alarm and Boy is mine before Beyonce and Brandy and Monica.
6. F--k me for free, UGH Akinyele. anything he did was a hot mess. (see sonshine's list)

Sonshine's List
1.This is hard but ok, almost all of Prince's songs were so inappropriate. I remember Courtney pointing out how he was talking straight trash about old girl in Raspberry Barret
2.Aaron nasty man Hall- "Don't be Afraid"- "you can yell and you can hit me, it just makes me more horny"--uh hello
3. Uh, oh bout to offend some people- "I take em 8 to 80, dumb cripple and crazy" Big Daddy Kane- I get the job done
4. LL Cool J- I'm that type of guy, Big Ol Butt- he was just really really nasty! I also get uncomfortable in Jingling Baby when he says "Pass the Old E, you big black n*%ga"! Helloooo!
5. Sipping on Sizzurp- given the recent rise of addiction (Lil Wayne) and related deaths (Pimp C)
6.YMCA- uh, if you don't know why then I will not corrupt your mind
7.. Put it in your mouth, your M&^*&^%**^* mooouuuutthhhhh

Masonya's list
1. Vibe- When R. Kelly says "little cutie Aliyah's got it! I knew he was a pedophile.
2. Secret Lovers- Enough said!!!!!!
3. Little Red Corvette- She was a straight up HO- You guys are right, most of Prince's songs were/are inappropriate!
4. I'm a B---H-The title says it all
5. Hit'em Up- my 4-4 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!i I mean REALLY Pac!(I still think that song is d bomb).


The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO @ list... mine would consist of a ton of reggaeton songs... but then I'd have to eat those words shortly after you bust me shakin my non-a$$ on the dancefloor to the very same tunes!!

The F$%K it List said...

@jaded nyer HA. We all are guilty of that one. I found myself just this weekend dancing in the living room to Lil Kim "not tonight" Talk about inappropriate HAHA

PrettyBlack said...

You know I had to reply to hit 'em up!

"Who shot ya? But you punks didn't finish now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace...niga I hit 'em up!" Uggghhh that's fire! But yeah killing the kids is wrong on so many levels.

I guess when you don't have any you really don't understand.

The F$%K it List said...

@prettyblack LMAO! I knew once you saw that Pac lyric it was going to be on! Yeah that was so uncalled for Pac (in case you are reading this hahaha).

Uhmm yeah I know you have a list of songs yet I see nothing GET BACK HERE MRS. LADY!

12kyle said...

look at prettyblack chimmin' in with her 2pac stuff! lol

good list. i loved that ain't no fun, song. i don't think they were talking about rape. just let one dude hit it...then the pass her off to the homie...but not the same night. lol

i heard put it in your mouth on the radio just last night. it took me back to college.

good post

12kyle said...

lmao @ prettyblack...again!!!

PrettyBlack said...

Oh yeah girl I have some:

I can't remember who sings this one but the lyrics go..."let me lick you up and down til you say stop, let me play with your body girl, make you real hot." 112, jagged edge one of 'em. But that shit does NOT sound sexy to me, who the hell wanna be licked like that?

R Kelly: You remind me of my jeep? Umm yeah...But I'm good...

Let's get married: who sang that jagged edge? Anyway..."we ain't getting no younger we might as well do this..." Huh what the fuck? Is that a proposal?

Marvin Gaye-Let's get it on. Damn jigga I know you have money but could you ask a little nicer for it? (although that is my Jam!)

I have more but I have to think of 'em.

The F$%K it List said...

@12kyle..that song is all kinds of wrong! Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none sound like a train to me. UGH again. Put it in your mouth started the downfall of hiphop HAHA

@pretty black YES YES YES! you remind me of my jeep....yeah well that's nice take it for a ride then PEACE!

LMAO at Let's get married. So true! And you know that was the wedding song that year!

12kyle said...

i hear you. lol!!!

if you wanna talk about the downfall of hip hop and you base it off sexually explicit lyrics...then you gotta start with Luke Skyywalker and the 2 Live Crew. Haaaaa

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

even tho aaron hall scares me, i love the instrumentation in "don't be afraid"....oh, and prince is a must!

SistaSocialite said...

OMG! As We Lay brought back soooo many memories!!

SistaSocialite said...

I know I owe you a list of annoying songs lol, here it goes:

1. Falsetto by The Dream- I Promise You, if I hear that song one more time on the radio, I'm going to go outta my mind! Thats one of the reasons why I don't even attempt to listen to the radio anymore
2) Secret Lovers- OMGosh... don't let me get into that one lol
3) All My life by KC and JoJO- It's one of those things that you don't wantto go back to because it reminds you of an ex boyfriend that use to sing it to you alllll the time haha
My list can go on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnn lol.So many annoying song, so little time :(