Monday, May 5, 2008

Crazy"Ish I saw during my morning commute on the train

  1. Another woman with her dog in a stroller (not as fancy as last weeks culprit)- I just don't get it. I love my pet but she better walk it out like the rest of the family.
  2. Old man rocking a leather vest, skinny Johnny Cash-esq time, Permed hair that was styled in a bouffant type style and WHITE half booties (I really need to start carrying my camera)
  3. Jehovah's Witness dead asleep at Grand Central. She had her mouth wide open snoring while the other passed out pamphlets. She also had a huge backpack on.
  4. Japanese tourist taking picture (shut it) with all of the armed guards. Oh yes I feel much safer now, Somebody get Rummy on the phone!
  5. Girl with really bad noticeable wig on....How noticeable I could see her real hair. -My hairdressers number is 718-xxx-xxxx, us it!
  6. Really drunk man on his way too work. I felt like I had a hangover after standing next to him for three stops.
  7. Woman with so much makeup on her face but her neck was an entirely different shade. Blend down first lesson of wearing cover up. Get Mr. Jay on the line.
  8. Heard the entire Lil Wayne CD on the train courtesy of this girls IPOD. I don't even like Weezy but I can probably recite every lyric of that awful Lollipop song.

This was my monday commute on the A train. Happy Monday


12kyle said...


Classic! Damn, I wish I rode the train to work. Sooo much funny shit to talk about.

Lena said...

Aww these are just some the things I am looking forward when I go back to NYC next week...only in NYC I swear. I am excited.

swag_ambassador said...

dudes fit was the one that set it off for me LOL.. i see tooo many cats wit perms... DAMN!

Trouble said...

I kinda miss the crazy stuff that I used to see on the A train! And I'm not sure but I think I've seen that second dude - did he have one some Bootsy Collins type shades?

The F$%K it List said...

@ 12 HeHE. The train is full of craziness. Its one of the reason you can't help but love this city. (and I haven't wrote about half of it)

@Lena, Next week WOW, I bet you are excited. I'll check in with you after one month.

@Swag-I have my camera in my bag and its warm here today I can just imagine what is hanging out on 5th avenue

@Trouble, No but I think I know who you are talking about. The A train is a laugh a minute and I spend 40 it.

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...


Jehovah's Witness dead asleep at Grand Central. She had her mouth wide open snoring while the other passed out pamphlets. She also had a huge backpack on.

u are killing me,DANG

PrettyBlack said...

Okay between the boots and the Jehovah I'ma have to bring my ass to New York. I'd probably get jumped on cause when I talk about a bitch I do it so she can be shame. NEW YORK STAND UP! (now sit yo ass down wit them white boots and start stop make-up!)

The F$%K it List said...

@Fresh and Fab I aim to please! Many more of these to come.

@Prettyblack: HA I'll make sure that when you do visit there is bail money, cause you'll get a sister sent to central booking.

Eb the Celeb said...

LMAO @ #3 - I swear the live in grand central... they always have on the same outfit and are always in the same spot no matter what time I come thru there.

and I love the lollipop song... may fav part.

"Caaallll me, so I can make it juicy for ya" LOL