Monday, June 9, 2008

Mr. Baby Wipes

On Sunday I am going to see "Cat on a hot tin roof". My friends and I waited until June to see it because Terrance Howard was on hiatus while he promoted Iron Man. Ok great black man doing his thang, Broadway and Hollywood. So the date finally arrives where we can dress up in our finest and go enjoy a sunday mid day show and I get this email:


June, 2008

Dear Telecharge.com Patron:

You are receiving this email because you have ordered tickets for CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF at the Broadhurst Theatre for a performance from Friday June 6th to Tuesday June 10th. We are writing to inform you that Terrence Howard will not be performing in CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF Friday June 6th to Tuesday June 10th.


If you have any questions, please call the Telecharge.com Customer Service Department (9:00 A.M. - 9:00 P.M. EST, 7 days a week) at:212-239-6210 - tri-state area800-543-4835 - outside the tri-state area.


WHAT? So I make a quick call to see if Boris is still there, NO its the understudy. OK I am so not going.. After a back and forth with Lady Leggs L'amour (and the rather helpful CSR at Telecharge) I decide not to cancel the tickets and go anyway on Sunday with the understudy. But to Terrance Howard I dedicate this open letter:


Dear Terrance,

Classic Broadway quote, have you ever heard it?"The show must go on"! Well get your a$$ back to the theatre. I know you are walking around downtown Brooklyn and messing up my damn plans! I really HATE You So Much right now and your Murses!


with much disdain,


The F$%K it List

5 comments:

The Pew View said...

Hey baby. I needs your prayer so be sure to read the latest blog. Take care now.

Signed
Ruthie Annn

The Pew View said...

Baby must didn't see that shower scene in "Get Rich or Die Tryin"? Me and my grandbabies was watchin & I seen that itsy bitsy spider he got and almost died. Lawd why its always the fine ones? But let me get mind out the gutter. You know I aint interested in younger mens no more. Take care now.

Signed
Ruthie Ann

DreamCop08 said...

thats what I am talking about. nicca's always gotta mess up your plans. who wants to go see the freaking understudy.

hope you had a great weekend

Adia said...

YES, TERRANCE, We ARE TALKING TO YOU.

I wanted nothing more than to see your pretty eyes and greasy head this past Sunday on Broadway. We waited months to see your yellow behind. You would have been awesome in the role...we heard many good things. But you had to go and forsake us. For that, I will take Hustle and Flow oout of my Netflix queue.

Sucka!

Lena said...

He can get it.

Okay I am not even going to see the show but I am upset he won't be there performing for you to see him!

Boo.

I just read an article online early this morning with him complaining about Broadway and saying it's like slavery. I think he's protesting.