Tuesday, July 15, 2008

12kyle asked I deliver

Earlier I received an email from 12K about C.J.'s party without going into all the details we ended up at Manhattan beach (see next post). Despite the annoying things on the beach including some A-hole hitting my sister with a football, I was just happy to have my family in one place. Its just what I wanted, simple and relaxed. I have to make sure my sisters are ok with posting the pics we took, look for an update later, so instead hear are some funny things about my family:

C. J is completely a CITY kid, he was in my lap or in my arms the entire time we were on the actual beach. Water-No thanks, Sand- What are you crazy? Give my baby good old Brooklyn Concrete (what kind of Jamaican's don't like the beach? haha)

Here is the best picture Mr. F$%k it could get of us coming back from the liquor store (ok PAUSE, we were asked by a friend who was on the beach to bring her a bottle of Barcardi, I was not drinking with my baby in tow. I waited until he went to sleep LOL).

How obese is this kid? My sister Mrs. Manny Ramirez pointed him out and will probably post about him. Here is your first look..

As we sat on the windy beach (the weather just did a 180) I said to my sister I don't really like beaches (I know I know), and I don't get why people want to bury themselves in the sand. There was this very large woman burying herself, and I was confused. I get it with the kids but anyone over 12, nope I don't get it.

C.J decided that every cake we saw was his and sang Happy Birthday about 50 times. I tried to get a video but he would stop immediately.

In the car, we were listening to 106.7 (for the non-Nyer its an easy listening station) and Mr. F$%k it was belting out the words to "I feel like a woman" (never saying I feel like a woman) and another song that escapes me, this song sparked baffled looks from my sister. (let me give you some stats on this man 6'3'', about 230lbs, with long dreads, now imagine him singing these songs). I always laugh when he sings these songs in the car. He is very secure in his manhood, hehe. I LOVE HIM!

O.K now that I have officially embarrassed him I am going to stop......


Lena said...

LOL! I am glad you guys had fun though for the most part. That poor kid though...breaks my heart to see obese lil kids running around. CJ not liking the water and the sand was prob. a good thing with it being so dirty.

Mizrepresent said...

There is nothing wrong with a man being secure in his manhood...in fact, it is the opposite that my send up flares...glad you all had a great bday weekend!

The F$%K it List said...

@Lena, I agree but he just doesn't like any water. We went to a pool and he ran out... The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess

@Miz, I agree totally. I just felt like getting on him today hahah. But you know if your man started singing "high heels short dress" you would be like HOLD IT NOW.

A Go Bytch said...

f$%k it list...I'm too disappointed in you! Where is the picture with the lady buried in the sand. I was laughing and hadn't even scrolled down yet! What a cliffhanger! No you think this kid is obese. Try a kid bigger than him at the age of five. Not only was he big he came over from playing to ask me for a crawfish. Kid or no kid. Did he know crawfish was $2.99/lb. "Baby where yo mama? Go play" 12kyle thanks for the request. I enjoyed this post!

The F$%K it List said...

@a go B. I Wanted to take her picture but I have a really noticeable camera, I'm like the paparazzi with it HAHA. Anywho she was buried too close.

SMH at crawfish is $2.99/lb HAHAH. I don't think this little boy was older than three

12kyle said...

is it just me or is that kid wayyyy to fat?

The Jaded NYer said...

"I Feel Like A Woman"? really?

HA! well good for him!!

and that bulgy kid needs to learn to push away from the table sometimes... I blme his momma. what did SHE look like??

Kieya said...

He probably didn't like the look of that dirty NY water lol.