Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy 4th of July! Sweet for my Sweets...

I copied this directly off the Avery Soda's webpage. I

Avery’s Straw Poll Avery’s Beverages announces the launch of a Straw Poll for the 2008 presidential election. Avery’s will be tracking sales of Barack O’Berry (blue raspberry) soda and John McCream (red cream) soda to gauge the popularity between the two candidates. Straw Poll Rules:

1. Only one vote per person, per visit. Cost is $1 per bottle, a portion of the proceeds will benefit the League of Women Voters of CT Education Fund.

2. Participants are encouraged to vote early and vote often.

3. Neither sobriety nor mental competence are required for voting.

4. There is no minimum age to vote.

5. Unlike some precincts in CT, we prefer that all of our voters are living and breathing.

6. Polling officials may be bribed.

7. Purchase of an entire case of a candidate’s soda entitles voters to Super Delegate status. The winning candidate’s Super Delegates will be eligible for random prize drawings for free Avery’s soda and Avery’s gear.

8. Absentee voting can be arranged for customers who cannot make it to the store. Call us at 800-340-0830.

9. Coercion of voters is expected and encouraged.

You can also get politico sodas at Jones Soda. And Guess whose winning... BARACK OBAMA. Too bad its Cola or I would buy a case.

1 comment:

Dreamy said...

Happpppppppppy 4thhhhhhhhh of Julyyyyyyyy!!!!

yeah I know that I am retarded, lol

Im voting for the Barack Cola, plus blue is my favorite color,ha