Friday, August 1, 2008

I'm Ritch Bitch - A la Dave Chappelle

Some how I was entered into the UK national Lottery and I've won! That's right in my regular email (not Spam) there was this winning email:

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS (translation a hut in Nigeria)

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the justconcluded annual
final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL PROGRAM.international programs
After this automated computer ballot, your> e-mail address emerged as
one of our two lucky winners in the category \\"A\\"You are there for been
approve to claim the sum of 1,000,000
(One Million Pounds Sterling)with the information below:

BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No:56475600545188
REF N0: UK/9420X2/68

Contact Person: Mr.Owen Brown.

Telephone:+44 704 577 1158
E-Mail:ukclaim_office02@yahoo.co.uk (The lotto has a yahoo address, hmm this seems fishy)

please fill the payment processing form and sent to us.
1.FULL NAME: Miz Stupid Am Not
2.NATIONALITY: why is this important, ok I'll bite Caublasian
3.FULL ADDRESS: 1234 are you kidding me Ln. No Spell check, NY
4.OCCUPATION: Sarcastic B
5.SEX: that's a bit forward I don't even know who you are.
6.AGE: Too old to fall for this one
caroline scoth. (Ole Carolina, its not very professional to not close a scam, I mean letter properly) Here are a few examples, Best Regards, Sincerely, HA Sucka I got you!



Thanks Caroline South! Now what shall I do with all my winnings...Any suggestions. LOL

9 comments:

JACK said...

LOL - You mean you didn't take the bait?

12kyle said...

LMAO!!! I get this email at least 4 times a week!!!

n0days0ff said...

yeah i got one from chase bank saying to give my account info but im not even with that bank

Lena said...

I say hmmmmmm drinks all around tomorrow at Zoe!

The Dreamy One said...

mami, you are too silly,lol

i seen some of them in my spam, delete, delete

have a great weekend

K@LiENTe said...

LMAo, ugh i.hate.that.spam.shyt

Eb the Celeb said...

LMAO... girl mine usually come from Nigeria...

Kieya said...

lol mine come from Nigeria too!

The Jaded NYer said...

I say we take the money, go to Nigeria, and kick some spammers' A$$es!!!!!! lol