Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Say Word?


So Clay Aikens has finally come out the closet and guess what? NO ONE CARES. The entire Globe knew you were gay when we first saw your strawberry locks on American Idol and we were cool with it, and wished then that you would be. We all chuckled as you dodge questions, gave half ass answers, or just plain old dismissed the fact that you were Gay.

But alas it took you 5 years to catch up with the rest of us. So kudos for FINALLY coming up out that closet. Welcome to your new world!

Original Title of the blog and my congratulatory song! "Let's here it for the boy' Deniece Williams

13 comments:

12kyle said...

fizzzzurst!!!


i don't think him coming out is worthy of a magazine cover

maybe jet magazine should put superhead on the cover and she'll reveal the fact that she's slept with more than 2 men. LOL

The Jaded NYer said...

When I saw that heading in the news I was like, "and this is news because???"

Whatever Clay.. we already knew...


LMAO@ stawberry locks!!!

and noooooooooooooooooo you didn't bust out with the Denise Williams flashback?!?!

The Jaded NYer said...

now you did it... now I have to go and find Black Butterfly... lol

The Jaded NYer said...

two things... just saw my typo... I meant STRAWberry

and.. remember SILLY by ms williams??

"what could it beeeeee in youuuuu I seeeeee... oh love, oh love, stop making a foooooool of meeeeee..."

Okay, I'm done playing on your blog! lol

She W0rd Hustlez said...

Lmao @ him. You're right, nobody cares that he FINALLY came out the closet. We drug his ass out years ago.

Dee said...

...but why do all the newcasts start of this story by saying, "Well, as most of you already know...." LOLOL.

Keith said...

Clay Aiken -GAY??????? WHO KNEW???

IamMe Like IT-Love IT-Hate IT said...

You bullshitting Clay, For real?!?!?!

Big Cheekz said...

my sentiments exactly - who cares? now Clay can openly do him (and anybody else for that matter :) i guess.

Kate said...

THANK you! Because really, no one gives a damn. It must be a really slow week for People.

Lena said...

The next cover is going to Ricky Martin and his new twin babies with the same headline...

Kitty said...

Girl I think you might be my twin or something. ;) I was thinking the same thing when I saw this. Like Clay, are you just realizing that you're gay, hunny? cuz America has known this from the jump. That boy is tragic. Saw him on Good Morning America to talk about his gayness this morning. It must be a slow news day.

The F$%K it List said...

@12kyle LMAO about Jet Mag. You are so silly

@Jaded OOHH Don't forget Silly. SILLY YEAH YAH!
I will post that later this week.

@She Word He's a hot mess and a cover really?

@Keith Yeah DUDE Who knew? Only 99.9% of the population

@IamMe WORD

@Big Cheekz LOL, and anybody else is where I think he is going with this.

@Kate Yeah I mean there all this real news to cover like recession so People is just taking what it can get.

@Lena Ricky Martin, hahah. You know I loved him in Menudo! Yes Jaded the Amerian manufatured version of Menudo

@kitty, Well we sure are a lovely pair of twins. Oh lord and he's on tv shows. Booo on him, just go away now.