Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Why...The America's Best Dance Crew addition

I've said it a million times and I will continue to, I love America's Next Dance Crew but I hate the judges. Some might say hate is a strong word but NO its really not when it comes to this show.

The dancers on this show deserve so much better, they come out and perform / outperform these silly tasks (like Wack school dances, translation old school) and the best they can get are these same five lines.

  • You guys are hot! or You girls are here to win! - Uhm yeah its a competition
  • No matter how big the moves make sure you keep it tight.- What does that even mean?
  • Yo I love this group. - If you say that to each group doesn't the love get null
  • The one thing I noticed is that you guys show each other love. - what does this have to do with dancing?
  • When you all first performed I wasn't sure what to expect from you. - OK, I don't even know what to say about this one....
That's it. I swear I hear the same lines over and over again, even from Shane Sparks a well know choreographer. If I were dancing on this show when they do the clip shows I would so clown the judges about the lack of real criticism that is offered. All that said I still love the show because it showcases these young adults trying to do better (and a lot of them do get dance deals with recording artists), but I'm going to need the judges to really speak about dancing and cut out all of this Hip-hop rhetoric... cause that ain't hot.

Another just why is as simple as a picture:Lil Mama. PLEASE FIRE YOUR STYLIST! I get what you are going for and they mussed the mark! A young woman your age should not be this overdone. And we get it already you like things that glitter, and that's cool but must it be all over your hat, shirt, nails etc..... REALLY?

Shane, Please put on some real clothes. Sweats and a du-rag are played out. I'm just saying you are not performing so why can't you put on real clothes..

JC, I have nothing to say, you are too cool for school, but you could offer better advice to these kids, you are after all a JUDGE. JUDGE then!

PS Randy calling a show ABDC is just stupid. ok I'm done, and yes I will be watching next week.


clnmike said...

Lol, How old is little mama now?

I think it's time to look like a grown lady.

The F$%K it List said...

I don't know Clnmike, by the looks of her these days 50, maybe 60 hahaha.

Who does glitter pill box hats, SO LAME

Brother OMi said...

I can't stand Lil' Mama...

Shane sparks is a dancer not a english major (which is why he SHOULD have went to college).

why the other dude? I guess they wanted another "Simon"