Thursday, February 25, 2010

All night, every night.....

*kneels down on floor*

Dear Black Jesus,

I know male sexual dysfunction is the end of the world, but really do I need to be bombarded with commercials ALL the live long day!  I was happily watching American Gangster (my guilty pleasure) and taking notes on what not to do when up pops this commercial:

I just can't take it anymore! I don't want to know about these less than attractive, former porn stars and their sex lives, or lack thereof. I also don't want to know that that large chinned woman was thinking now she and her husband could have more fun.
When did we get to the place where we needed to see this on TV, isn't the Internet enough???? And at least if we're going to have to be subjected to it can we get some hot men and women to look at. You know like on Telemundo? I don't think I've ever seen a old gray haired man and his Super-chin wife on Telemundo, its always some sexy something. Let's take a page from there, mmmkay?

I don't ask for much, and since you're not like a genie I guess its ok to use one prayer for this. God Bless my momma, CJ,The Mr. and my entire family.