Tuesday, February 2, 2010

How stupid are you let me count the ways.......

This Black History Month  I want the young people to remember why we are a great people. I want them to celebrate the struggle, our history and channel that into something positive to pass to future generations. So in an effort to help them out, here are some suggestions on WHAT NOT TO DO!

Example #1: Are these matching tattoos really necessary? No so STOP. It's pure foolishness. You will not be able to get a REAL job with these. And Why does the chick on the right have so many damn ear piercings?


Example #2: If you can't remember your name why not just look at your drivers license or ID. No one is going to see this as an acceptable form of identification so its not worth much. And where do you think you will be able to lift up your shirt other than the club. Let's use some common sense. OKAY 

Example #3: Refer to example #1 in terms of career path. Now Mr. Libra + stars. Its cool that astrology is your thang. I ain't mad at ya...ok I lie I am mad at you. You want to know about your astrological sign just take some time to look it up in the paper and STARS like Rihannna, Sheep the lot of you!

  
Example#4: So you want to be a Boss, I blame Ne-Yo, Fabulous and Jamie Foxx for leading some of you birds to believe you are A BOSS. I swear to white Jesus if this was someone I knew I'd lay into them so hard UGH! And What Boss is going to get a Tramp stamp? HUH? And the stretch marks. *singing Jesus keep me near the cross* Somebody get this child and her children.
So now that you know what not to do, apply and spread the word. Because I swear before all that is Holy if I see anyone walking around with this mess its not going to be pretty.

*Thank You Mizinspiredmind for fueling my rage*






11 comments:

Smarty P. Jones said...

Yea, um, I don't have a tat. My sister and I are considering getting a "sister" tat over our hearts, but, um, that sounds like it hurts. So, I may back out at the last minute.

Tyrone said...

I don't have either. If I am ever crazy enough to get one, I will make sure it doesn't cost society money by putting it on my neck, back or face.

BTW, THANK YOU for the addition to the blogroll. I thought that Blogger was annoyed cause I left it for Wordpress.

The F$%K it List said...

@Tyrone and Smarty I have a tat but its respectful and not any of this ghetto BS. so go feel free to ink it up but if you do remember that and why I chucked my machete at you.

And Ty I think Blogger is mad at you, because it only loads sometimes :(

MzInspiredMind81 said...

I wasn't in the best of moods today..so I start to stroll thru my Google reader and see this blog entry. YOU GAVE ME LIFE today! I so needed the laughs and your most welcome for the photographic displays of stupidity!

Dee said...

I'm maddest at the stretch marks and pimples on # 4. That is all.

ShellyShell said...

I see this foolishness everyday. How about the prison number tatted on the neck. Oh word son? You really going to get a job reppin your prison number! Just dumb!
I have two tats and want another one. BUT you don't know I have them unless I tell you or I'm rocking a bikini!

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

Goodness! In the past few days, I've seen misspelled tats and this one is the dumbest thing I've ever seen ... http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com/2010/01/episode-6313-fml.html

Disclosure (lol): Same as ShellyShell said, I have a couple, but they're not visible unless I choose to show them.

Eb the Celeb said...

your just a hater... I have 9 tatts and I am NOT done yet....

let these fools express themselves the way they want... stop judging... they can always be covered up...or removed nowadays

Ie... idk why i thought it was a good idea to put my name on my back... so on the beach or in the summer with a back out shirt fools behind me are calling out my name... I turn around thinking they know me and they dont... so this summer I'm getting it covered with something else... but everyone has the right to get tatted whatever the hell they want on their body without you judging them... Now that doesn't mean we cant laugh at them because I shall join you in that but dont judge

why you had to wait until black history month to put people on blast though... lol

The F$%K it List said...

I'm not hating, if you want to tatt up go right on and do it. But lets be honest these are a hot mess. I also have a tattoo and I want a few more but I'll be damned if I walk around with a Tramp stamp.

I don't care what you say a Dude having Stars tattoos on his neck IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG! WRONG I SAY! Tramp stamps that says Mrs. Boss is nothing but this chick feeding into a Hip Hop induced fantasy.

Black History Month just happen to be when I found about it... go figure!

Reggie said...

I don't have any tatts or piercings (I blogged about that today myself), but I don't hate on anyone for getting one. I would hope that they would not get them in a place that anyone would be able to see them, but hey, that's them. The same thing goes for brands, I always hated seeing them on anyone's skin, but hey that's just me.

Reggie said...

I don't have any tatts or piercings (I blogged about that today myself), but I don't hate on anyone for getting one. I would hope that they would not get them in a place that anyone would be able to see them, but hey, that's them. The same thing goes for brands, I always hated seeing them on anyone's skin, but hey that's just me.