Monday, October 25, 2010

Black people stay doing the most...Mad jokes

Last week I was having a particularly shitty day, everything that could go wrong did and on top of that I was two seconds from..well let's not relive it you can read about it here. 

Despite my growing annoyance for twitter I scrolled through my "Fancy" list for a laugh. And there it was my blog homie talking about a R.I.P candy bar/ Really! I responded asking for a twitpic and sure enough there it was. I laughed until I almost choked. Why must Black folks be so extra extra with it? Hand out some prayer cards, obituary and keep it moving! And how do you hand out R.I.P candy bars with a straight face? Do you eat the candy? I mean so many things ran through my head (I wouldn't eat the candy btw). Lord my people. So in a moment of sheer brilliance, I asked my homie if he'd make me a wrapper and sure enough he did. Ha no R.I.P because you know I'm alive #nshit but yeah here it is:

Funky Fresh, I might need to order some of these, I mean you get sweet chocolate w/ almonds, my pic and a coupon to Pizza that's a motherf$%king win! Hahah! Nah I think I'll just stick to t-shirts.

I don't really have time to read gossip mags, or even visit sites like bossip so I usually find out about nonsense late. Perfect example Mc Hammer vs. Jay-Z and Nick Cannon vs. Eminem. O_o. Let's start with Hammer, this is by far the most foolish hip-hop beef. Hammer can't get mad because Jay-Z stated facts, its public knowledge that he lost 30mill so why are you dissing people hammer? And look I'm no Jigga fan but I'm pretty sure if he was so bored his 5mins of studio time would annihilate you so let's just laugh it off and act like a man in our 50s mmkay?

Ah Nick Cannon, you want to protect your wives honor an entire year after the fact. Aren't you noble! Please do us all a favor and go back to teen nick, mmkay?!

Lastly this little gem of a video first brought to my attention by And1Grad (who I now hate for introducing this to me). 

When I first watched this video I thought it was "Real" from that god awful I love NY show but it turns out there is another crazy man running around in daddy jeans, long pressed hair and a bandanna... go figure.  And don't get me started on the dancing and the Tummiscratch beat...HAHA.

Well I'm back, a few of the crazy things in my life have calmed down so I might get back to blogging regularly :) 


Mommy Lisa said...

I am just too tired to blog. I prefer to tweet these days. blah!

Joshen Reborn said...

I loved every single word. I savored this post like a fine wine.

The F$%K it List said...

@MommyLisa It will come back, I have been posting once a week and I'm not promising more than that.

@Joshen Reborn Thank you!

Smarty P. Jones said...

*hard clap, gyrate, crazy eyes*

Ah, yes, Yung Humma's lace front and the boys bring me such joy. *weeps*

Brothers Blog said...

HA HA! I was awaiting patiently to see you do it justice and you did. Bravo. Stay tuned on Twitter I see lots of this type of fuckery. lol

Dee said...

I shall print this out for the Pizza Hut coupon.

Ninjagaiden78 said...

I agree with the MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z thing. Hammer needs to just keep it moving, he is too old for that.