Friday, April 29, 2011

Things I've learned from twitter

The Royal Wedding edition: 


Now those of you that know me, know I don't give two flying F$%Ks about the Royal, the wedding none of that stuff. I do love the history behind them but that's another post all together. Anyway this morning the world stopped because William and Kate were married. I was on my way to work but twitter kept me quite entertained, here are a few of the things I learned about the Royal Wedding and the watchers. 


Harry is the cooler brother and will have the kids drunk

When the Prince waves, the Princess looks down..interesting.

Princess Catherine's dress was whoa! Thank you Alexander McQueen, by Sarah Burton.
The Queen took a cat nap, shes my idol!

If you were watching the royal wedding you probably havent had sex this year.


If you werent watching and question why every media outlet has been covering it all week you probably havent had sex EVER.


The Brits are funny!


The Royal wedding cost a shit load of taxpayers money, but the taxpayers get a three day weekend. #score.


Did i mention the dress?
her sister looked lovely as well, she wore McQueen by Sarah Burton as well.

The hymns sung at the Royal wedding are hymns we sing here. Go figure since we're all Christians #shrug


There was a Royal wedding viewing in Times Square with music.


People are comparing the coverage to MJ's death.


A LOT of my followers in the States are going to be hella tired.

There is so much more and I never had to turn on the TV to watch. Thank you twitter.

Oh and what i learned from the Jamaican woman on the bus " Gal 'dis a bittasweet moment, his mutha is the only one dem missing" this is true.

Now I hope we can all wish them a happy and successful marriage and more importantly move on with our lives.  

3 comments:

Smarty P. Jones said...

LMAO! Yea, I started judging people for getting up at 4 a.m. to watch that madness last night. By the time I got up this morning, that wedding was over and I didn't miss it. I haven't even turned on my TV today. *shrug*

Mommy Lisa said...

I turned on the television to find out about the weather at 4:28 - All I heard was bells and Katie Couric blathering. :P

♥ CG ♥ said...

ROFL! All so true.