Friday, September 30, 2011

She is a dancehall queen for life.

Yesterday I was in the mood to relive my dancehall queen days and Spotify was there to help. I sat in the office singing and chair wining to my favorites from Buju Banton and terror fabulous and thought see how great dancehall use to be. Then Red dragon came on and I was over the top excited because I could see the smoke filled party, canei bottles  and young me  dancing and laughing. It was like a quantum leap back to the 90s, this was my jam! And right as I started singing my Adult self screamed ," WTF  are you singing, are you listening?"  so I stopped and did just that and.....Oh my word!

How in the hell do I have teeth because surely if my mom heard me singing "If your crotches never fail you yet, I want you pop your vagina." she would have slapped the taste and teeth out of my mouth. I remember being about 15 singing  a song called "kill the bitch " my mom rushed into the living room screaming so how did she miss this one? Very easy she never heard it. That got me thinking about CJ and how I always say he better not do blah blah blah in my house.  It's just empty talk I guess because he won't do it in  my house,  he'll be out with friends and I'll be none the wiser just like my mom. On some levels I'm not okay with this,  but I'm a realist and know that's just the way it works. I guess if  this trash that passes for music now didn't  gives me a headache after two seconds I could monitor more but it does.   I will just have to make it clear that these are song and if he ever speaks to a girl in that manner I will end his life.....IMMEDIATELY! *what, too much?*

Anyway it's Friday, so slackness is in order. Here are some of my favorite inappropriate dancehall songs from my youth. So cock up your batty and ride and enjoy the flashback. #ahthegoodtimes

*SM why was I singing this song* 

This is the song that inspired this post. 

oh so yeah I was really jamming talking about Bum flick pon mi dick. LOL I still love this song though. 

I'm going to leave it there, the amount of slackness is too much for one post.  


The Jaded NYer said...

*clutches pearls*


funkdigital said...

Remember playing "Kill The Bitch" and women stepping over each other to get to the dance floor. Those were the days.

The F$%K it List said...

@Jaded You know you love these songs.

@Funkdigital I'll still knock someone down for that song, still love it.

Ondo Lady said...

LMAO!!! ROFL!! You are too much but I get you. So many times I feel like dancing to a tune and then I listen to the lyrics and I am like 'WHAT?' 'Oh Really'. I just switch off the radio and get back to the TV.