Tuesday, August 6, 2013

'Cuz I'm a Woman. W-O-M-A-N


I remember growing up thinking that life would be as easy as this Enjoli commercial.


 I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan. And never let you forget you're a man

GIRL BYE! I go out make the bacon, fry it up in a pan and barely get to eat it because I have 10,000 other things to do.

 I can work 'til 5'oclock come home and read you Tickety Tock.

5'oclock? The last time I left work at that time was probably never! Then add to that my commute, I'm glad I have a 7 year old to read "Tickety Tock"to the baby. Besides I'm too busy frying bacon and making sure my husband never forgets he's a man. Which seriously in this two income world he might have to work that out himself.

And if it's loving you want, I can kiss you and give you the shiver and bits. 

*Pencils in giving husband shiver and bits to the weekend to do list*

'Cuz I'm a WOOOMMMAAANNNN. W-O-M-A-N! 
 I'm still a strong woman. I just realize now that I don't have to be all things to everyone. And though I want my husband to be happy he needs has to fry up a little of that bacon he brings home too.

And if I remember correctly Enjoli smelled like rubbing alcohol and baby powder.




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